OK, I live in Texas. We have two seasons: Summer and Not-Summer. I have a sneaking suspicion that Summer 2018 is going to be, as Nathan Explosion from Dethklok puts it, BRUTAL. I mean, I lived through some pretty rough summers like the one in 1980. It got up to 117 degrees in Grand Prairie. I was outside riding my bike in that weather when I was 12 years old. I’m not 12 anymore. I’m not looking forward to this summer.